Before Dogs, I:- Never had to fix liver for anything. - Lived in the city, had extra money, and thought I was insane. - Bought clothes for myself instead of dog shows. - Thought a tie was something a man wore around his neck. - Didn't own a pooper scooper, grooming table, 5 crates, or 4 exercise pens. - Thought a professional handler was an agent for a fighter. - Thought a major was an officer in the Army. - Never told my kids to sit and stay. - Would come home from a party at 4 am, not leave for a dog show then. - Never worried about parasites or kennel cough. - Never owed a Vet a dime. - Had furniture without dog hair on it. - Didn't worry about dog shows or whelping calendars. - Had long hair and time to groom it. - Thought "in season" referred to the latest fashion. - Thought 'bitch' was a swear word. - Didn't worry if my skirts had pockets. - Thought bait was used for fishing. - Thought politics took place only in Washington. - Thought a match was something used to light a fire. - Had a phone bill I could afford. - Thought if someone was "finished", he was six feet under.
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