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Top Ten Ways to Know You Are Doing Too Many Rescue Transports
10. Your friends remark about your unique dog-fur seat covers. 9. A friend asks you if you want to go for a Sunday drive and you say you have to check the transport list first. 8. Your engine starts knocking so you pour a bottle of Rescue Remedy in the gas tank. 7. You get stopped for having illegally tinted windows and the officer does not believe those are nose prints. 6. You take your car to the car wash and ask for the flea bath. 5. You take your dog to the groomer but miss the appointment because your dog is still checking out all the strange doggie smells in your car and refuses to get out. 4. You sit down to plan your vacation and you begin dividing the route into legs. 3. You are pulled over for speeding and give the officer your rabies certificate. 2. You schedule your car's preventative maintenance at the Vets. 1. Your boss asks you to make his / her travel arrangements for an upcoming business trip, so you post him / her to the Rescue list.
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